"A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb."

I got drunk before a meeting for work. I was on my lunch. I have an hour left of helping people. I’m kinda fucked because I had a lot to drink. Specifically Pumking.



Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.


It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.


You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.


Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?


There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?


I fucking love these people.

defiancesnowboarding asked:
Why do you want to stab yourself in the eyes with rusty hobo knives? That's concerning

Because I would rather be playing Destiny than listening to my family banter about politics and goldfish.