I got drunk before a meeting for work. I was on my lunch. I have an hour left of helping people. I’m kinda fucked because I had a lot to drink. Specifically Pumking.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
Because I would rather be playing Destiny than listening to my family banter about politics and goldfish.